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SOME FACTS OF LIFE (don't know if their true though)

The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z; hence the name "OZ".

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" and it can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: "LA"

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

The only real person to be a Pez head was Betsy Ross.

When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

Who's that playing the piano on the "Mad About You" theme? Paul Reiser himself.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z; hence the name "OZ".

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.

John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

WHAT KIDS THINK ABOUT LOVE

Concerning Why Love Happens Between Two Particular People

"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too."

Andrew, age 6

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell ... That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."

Mae, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."

Manuel, age 8

On What Falling In Love Is Like

"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."

John, age 9

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long."

Glenn, age 7

On The Role Of Beauty And Handsomeness In Love

"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."

Anita C., age 8

"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet."

Brian, age 7

"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time."

Christine, age 9

Reflections On The Nature Of Love

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too."

Greg, age 8

How Do People In Love Typically Behave?

"Mooshy ... like puppy dogs ... except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much."

Arnold, age 10

"All of a sudden, the people get movie fever so they can sit together in the dark."

Sherm, age 8

Concerning Why Lovers Often Hold Hands

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them."

Gavin, age 8

"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing."

John, age 9

Confidential Opinions About Love

"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' is on television."

Jill, age 6

"Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime."

Floyd, age 9

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me."

Dave, age 8

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough."

Regina, age 10

The Personal Qualities You Need To Have In Order To Be A Good Lover

"Sensitivity don't hurt."

Robbie, age 8

"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills."

Ava, age 8

Some Surefire Ways To Make A Person Fall In Love With You

"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores."

Del, age 6

"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs ... and don't worry if their parents are right there."

Manuel, age 8

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."

Alonzo, age 9

"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me."

Bart, age 9

How Can You Tell If Two Adults Eating Dinner At A Restaurant Are In Love?

"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love."

Bobby, age 9

"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold ... Other people care more about the food."

Bart, age 9

"Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up."

Sarah, age 9

"See if the man has lipstick on his face."

Sandra, age 7

"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are... on fire."

Christine, age 9

Titles Of The Love Ballads You Can Sing To Your Beloved

"'How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'"

Arnold, age 10

"'You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.'"

Larry, age 8

"'I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'"

Eddie, age 6

"'I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.'"

Bob, age 9

"'Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!'"

Will, age 7

What Most People Are Thinking When They Say "I Love You"

"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day."

Michelle, age 9

"Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat."

Dick, age 7

How Was Kissing Invented?

"I know one reason that kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all over, and they didn't always have electric heat or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses."

Gina, age 8

How A Person Learns To Kiss

"You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls."

Julia, age 7

"You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you."

Brian, age 7

"It might help to watch soap operas all day."

Carin, age 9

When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?

"When they're rich."

Pam, age 7

"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you ... That's why I stopped doing it."

Tammy, age 10

"If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's a new person, you have to ask permission."

Roger, age 6

How To Make Love Endure

"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work."

Dick, age 7

"Don't forget your wife's name ... That will mess up the love."

Erin, age 8

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash."

Dave, age 8

"Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind ... Love isn't like picking what movie you want to watch."

Natalie, age 8

HERE ARE SOME STUPID JOKES TOO

A duck walks into a bar and asks "got any crackers?"

bar tender says no.

Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks, "got any crackers?"

bar tender says no. Duck walks out.

Duck walks in the next day and asks got any crackers?

Bar tender says, "I told you yesterday and the day before that no! and if you ask that one more time Ill nail your beak shut!" Duck walks out.

Duck comes back the next day and asks, "got any nails?" bar tender says no. Duck says "good. Got any crackers?"

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office for a checkup. Afterwards, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "Unless you do the following things, your husband will surely die." The doctor then went on to say, "Here's what you need to do." "Every morning make sure you serve him a good healthy breakfast. Meet him at home each day for lunch so you can serve him a well balanced meal. Make sure you feed him a good, hot meal each evening and dont overburden him with any stressful conversation, nor ask him to perform any household chores. Also, keep the house spotless and clean so he does'nt get exposed to any threatening germs." On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor said. She replied, "You're going to die".

A guy walks into a bar. He sits down and says to the bartender, "I'll bet you $100 that if you put a shotglass at that end of the bar, I could stand at the other end and fill it up with my urine." Well the bartender thinks, "That's an easy $100." So he says "Okay." So the guy gets on top of the bar and pees everywhere, even on the bartender. Well, the bartender doesn't care, he just won $100. So very happily the bartender asks for his money. The guy very happily says, "Here you go!" The bartender then asks, "Why are you so happy?" And the guy says, "Well, do you see that guy at the other end of the bar? I bet him $1000 that I could pee on you and you would be happy!"

WHAT KIDS THINK ABOUT LOVE

Concerning Why Love Happens Between Two Particular People

"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too."

Andrew, age 6

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell ... That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."

Mae, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."

Manuel, age 8

On What Falling In Love Is Like

"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."

John, age 9

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long."

Glenn, age 7

On The Role Of Beauty And Handsomeness In Love

"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."

Anita C., age 8

"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet."

Brian, age 7

"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time."

Christine, age 9

Reflections On The Nature Of Love

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too."

Greg, age 8

How Do People In Love Typically Behave?

"Mooshy ... like puppy dogs ... except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much."

Arnold, age 10

"All of a sudden, the people get movie fever so they can sit together in the dark."

Sherm, age 8

Concerning Why Lovers Often Hold Hands

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them."

Gavin, age 8

"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing."

John, age 9

Confidential Opinions About Love

"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' is on television."

Jill, age 6

"Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime."

Floyd, age 9

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me."

Dave, age 8

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough."

Regina, age 10

The Personal Qualities You Need To Have In Order To Be A Good Lover

"Sensitivity don't hurt."

Robbie, age 8

"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills."

Ava, age 8

Some Surefire Ways To Make A Person Fall In Love With You

"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores."

Del, age 6

"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs ... and don't worry if their parents are right there."

Manuel, age 8

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."

Alonzo, age 9

"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me."

Bart, age 9

How Can You Tell If Two Adults Eating Dinner At A Restaurant Are In Love?

"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love."

Bobby, age 9

"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold ... Other people care more about the food."

Bart, age 9

"Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up."

Sarah, age 9

"See if the man has lipstick on his face."

Sandra, age 7

"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are... on fire."

Christine, age 9

Titles Of The Love Ballads You Can Sing To Your Beloved

"'How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'"

Arnold, age 10

"'You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.'"

Larry, age 8

"'I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'"

Eddie, age 6

"'I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.'"

Bob, age 9

"'Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!'"

Will, age 7

What Most People Are Thinking When They Say "I Love You"

"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day."

Michelle, age 9

"Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat."

Dick, age 7

How Was Kissing Invented?

"I know one reason that kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all over, and they didn't always have electric heat or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses."

Gina, age 8

How A Person Learns To Kiss

"You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls."

Julia, age 7

"You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you."

Brian, age 7

"It might help to watch soap operas all day."

Carin, age 9

When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?

"When they're rich."

Pam, age 7

"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you ... That's why I stopped doing it."

Tammy, age 10

"If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's a new person, you have to ask permission."

Roger, age 6

How To Make Love Endure

"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work."

Dick, age 7

"Don't forget your wife's name ... That will mess up the love."

Erin, age 8

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash."

Dave, age 8

"Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind ... Love isn't like picking what movie you want to watch."

Natalie, age 8

HERE ARE SOME STUPID JOKES TOO

A duck walks into a bar and asks "got any crackers?"

bar tender says no.

Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks, "got any crackers?"

bar tender says no. Duck walks out.

Duck walks in the next day and asks got any crackers?

Bar tender says, "I told you yesterday and the day before that no! and if you ask that one more time Ill nail your beak shut!" Duck walks out.

Duck comes back the next day and asks, "got any nails?" bar tender says no. Duck says "good. Got any crackers?"

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office for a checkup. Afterwards, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "Unless you do the following things, your husband will surely die." The doctor then went on to say, "Here's what you need to do." "Every morning make sure you serve him a good healthy breakfast. Meet him at home each day for lunch so you can serve him a well balanced meal. Make sure you feed him a good, hot meal each evening and dont overburden him with any stressful conversation, nor ask him to perform any household chores. Also, keep the house spotless and clean so he does'nt get exposed to any threatening germs." On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor said. She replied, "You're going to die".

A guy walks into a bar. He sits down and says to the bartender, "I'll bet you $100 that if you put a shotglass at that end of the bar, I could stand at the other end and fill it up with my urine." Well the bartender thinks, "That's an easy $100." So he says "Okay." So the guy gets on top of the bar and pees everywhere, even on the bartender. Well, the bartender doesn't care, he just won $100. So very happily the bartender asks for his money. The guy very happily says, "Here you go!" The bartender then asks, "Why are you so happy?" And the guy says, "Well, do you see that guy at the other end of the bar? I bet him $1000 that I could pee on you and you would be happy!"

SOME FACTS OF LIFE (don't know if their true though)

The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z; hence the name "OZ".

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" and it can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: "LA"

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

The only real person to be a Pez head was Betsy Ross.

When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

Who's that playing the piano on the "Mad About You" theme? Paul Reiser himself.